Post-credit scenes, answered

The credits are the one part of a film nobody agrees on. Some studios treat the roll as a second act — Marvel spent a decade training audiences to sit through eight minutes of names for thirty seconds of setup — and others consider a stinger an insult to the ending they just landed. So “do I stay?” became a real question, and it is a miserable one to be answering in the dark while the row beside you files out.

This is every film in our catalogue with the verdict stated plainly: how many scenes there are, where in the roll they fall, and whether they are worth the wait. A no is researched as carefully as a yes — we say why the filmmakers left the credits empty and what the closing sequence does instead. Every row opens into the full answer.